This was taken from a post by Jim Dolan on the Heroes on the Water site, which he admints he took from another site.... Anyway check it out it's pretty funny!
Mark "YakSushi" Watanabe is the Co. Founder of YakAngler.com, "He built this site!". He considers himself a mediocre fisherman and an unexceptional writer. He's the devoted father of a ton of little sushis (Air Quotes) and everyday tech ninja.